Category: ground

Diglett, Dugtrio

An age-old question, mys’try since red/blue.

The answer’s in no Pokedex or book.

A question that Oak has no answers to:

How does the bottom of a Diglett look?

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Some people say he has a human bod.

A ground-type Pokemon with rock-hard pex.

Some say it’s just more round, cylindric rod.

Since ‘95, we all have been perplexed.

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And still, we’re puzzled by his evolved form.

Is it just two more Digletts. I don’t know.

It could regrow its heads, much like a worm.

But if that’s true, where would the new heads grow?

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Among legends like Mewtwo and Zapdos

More mystery surrounds my digging bros.

Nidoran and the Nido- Evolution Lines

Since the creation of gen’ration two

The two sexes have been part of the game

But there was none in Poke-Red and Blue

So all the creatures’ genders are the same.


However, there is one rule exception.

A creature with forms both female and male

And Nidoran’s is that strange Pokemon.

But once evolved they tell their own new tale.


First, Nidoran female becomes a queen

Who’s head to toe in scales- she’s armor clad.

And male becomes a king who’s strong and mean

And snaps trees like a toothpick (what a lad)!



‘Twas Pokemon’s first step sex var’yation.

It shone even in the first generation.

Sandshrew, Sandslash

Okay, so did you ever want a mouse

But he was large and burrowed underground.

He’d be a roly-poly in your house,

And he has super spiny scale all ‘round.


When he is small he’ll use powers of dirt

And when he’s big he’ll slash with his sharp claws.

Together, the two mice bring lots of hurt

With pointy fingernails and chubby paws.


And if you go on trips or just vacate

Right to a frosty Alolan resort

You’d see a steel and ice type- such a great

Roly-poly Pokemon who’s short.


So in a place that’s tropical and hot

The sandy bois get cold an awful lot.