We all know these two’s ironic names.
The first three letters prob’ly should be swapped.
But NAY I say, for Psyduck’s claim to fame
Explains why P-S-Y should not be dropped.
Why should Golduck be given P-S-Y?
Both Pokemon are mono water types.
He learns a few more psychic moves. That’s why?
If that’s the only reason, I’ve some gripes.
Though Golduck has more psy-abilities
Psyduck’s is more important in the ‘verse.
If Psyduck’s ever angry, stressed or teased
He strikes with psychic energy that’s worse.
For Psyduck’s headache will someday explode
And then he goes full Psy-Psychotic mode.